I am the Mad Hatter of toasties, smothering my bread in everything that’s good…

Even covering them in melty cheese and eggs, though my conscience isn’t sure I should…

Especially best are those with eggs in a hole, how I swoon with each bite and crunch…

Mad Hatter I am, getting crazy with my toast…I make one wild bunch!

No, no, there’s nothing better, than such hot and toasty delights…

Made right quick for any meal, they’re indubitably the best on chilly autumn nights!

Of course there is salad; greens so fresh, bright and pure…

And roasted squash of every kind, from which I don’t demure!

Always loving am I of a tender fish, potato and asparagus feast…

And my ardor for shrimp, shallots and beans…well that won’t ever cease!

Wondrous goddess you are, divine caprese! So very high on my list…

But toasties, oh toasties, you’re this Mad Hatter’s pleasure, for always and ever. On this I must insist!